Or having someone obtain a bogus birth certificate?

I can’t even watch the teasers or the trailer for the new season because I get all choked up. I will probably sob through every last one of the remaining episodes. I’m not a sappy person by any means, but I unabashedly love this show!

SWOOOON

And a falsified birth certificate.

Awe damn... this is the laugh I needed after watching that clip!

Hot yoga

This is the only answer!

I cannot put the damn beer-cheese chips down. I’m on my second full sized bag in the same number of days. I’m not a big snacker but I’m sure that bag 3 will be purchased very soon. Damn kettle cooked crack flavored chips. I don’t even like beer, what the hell is going on? 

Yep, becoming a parent somehow turns us into human versions of a pack-mule.

My mom did the same. She would make up her own lyrics to the tune of popular songs and shame the shit out of us. I hated it at the time, but it most definitely worked and I’d be lying if I said I don’t do the exact same fucking thing to my kid. The only difference is I warn mine with a quiet ‘remember, if you act…

Exactly... **full body shudder, followed by a hearty gag**

Damn, I hadn’t yet heard about Keith. Sad day, indeed :(

I call bullshit! Khloe is trying to walk it back now that people are publicly defending Jordyn. She (Khloe) is trying to save face... I’m SURE she is still harboring a massive quantity of resentment. 

I wonder if the people responsible for developing this system would be willing to educate other nations to move this idea and these processes forward. My guess is... Yes they would, because people who make these kinds of advances actually care about the planet as a whole and would be more than happy to see their…

Hate those things, always have. When kiddo was a baby, she was as bald as a cue ball and my mother bought an assortment of approx 20-30 of them so ‘people won’t think she’s a boy’ (UGH). She didn’t keep the receipt and I didn’t keep the bows or bands or fluffy flowers.

Oh gawd yes... I hate standing there up to my damn armpits in blouses while another woman is edging in on me because I’m not filing through them fast enough.  BACK THE FUCK OFF!

Came to say the same! 

...combined with a little of that Momo lady that’s terrifying all of the kids right now.*

Holy Shit, this is the craziest looking filter... it’s so thick (fuzzy???) that it looks like bokeh.

I would only like to add... women