Only if there is a High on Fire patch on it as well.

THIS! He’s the complete douche-nozzle package, with teeny bopper sunglasses, stupid haircut and an ever-so-perfectly faded and patched denim jacket. ALLLLLL of my spidey senses are screaming ‘RUN AWAY’ from the middle aged wannabe teen!

I love that there is eucalyptus in her bouquet! Also, that may be the most gorgeous wedding gown I have ever seen. Stunning!

This is my actual dream home... now I just need to find the actual shire and I’ll be on my way to living the high-life, albeit semi-subterraneously.

I think they were selling at Wal-mart... so, there’s that.

Yep, the pieces that are actual art can get up into the 5 digits.  I’ve seen display pieces by Banjo or Bob Snodgrass with a 10k+ price tag. Who the fuck would spend that kind of lettuce on blown glass?

Everything about this is... So.Fucking.Gross.

She bores me to tears with her pouty “dance-cry” crap. 

This guy is a preacher? Really? He looks more like Biebers’ personal trainer.

Story #1 makes me want to crawl into a deep dark hole and remain there forevermore... 

Same, but Catholic. 

Yep... also kinda makes me happy that I have developed a general loathing of bars as I have gotten older.

I lived in Missoula a very, VERY long time ago. One of my favorite things there is (was) a little cafe located in the back of a bar... I believe it was called The Dinosaur or something similar... I wonder if it’s still there? Best hush puppies I have ever eaten!

Right!? ‘Hello, it’s just Drew the closet ghost ... nothing to see here ... move along LALALALALA’.

I feel the same way! He always looks a bit unwashed and unkempt and it doesn’t work for me at all. I believe I have said the words “he looks like a walking STI”.

Very well said. Thank you!

slow claps.......

Welp, those are some horrible people! Who the fuck would enjoy hurting a “friend” like that?  Ugh... I’ve had awful friends before and I know how it feels when people you truly care about take pleasure in screwing you over. Glad you are no longer associated with them!

Isn’t “Executioner’s Song” based on Gary Gilmore? Is he the one who chose death by firing squad?

yes