That’s fucked up! I’m sorry she had to deal with that. 

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THIS! All fucking day long! I was (still am) clumsy and uncoordinated and what a wonderful way to highlight that in front of all of my peers <- who at that age take any and every opportunity to call you out publicly for perceived failures/ inadequacies for ALL to enjoy. Now my daughter is suffering the same fate, and…

One night in the wee hours, my dude, a friend (also male) and myself were on our way to an after-bar party. As we were walking through an alley, we passed a car with a couple fighting inside. The woman was crying loudly enough for me to hear through the closed windows and the man was obviously in her face. Neither of…

Right? I was thinking the same thing... makes not a lick of sense!

Thank you! I am stuck on that detail as well. You mean to tell me that you have had a notebook laying around for 3+ years with this incriminating information?

I didn’t have many friends while pregnant, either. My mom (who lives out of state) drove all the way over to me and held a shower at an aunts house. I drove myself there and brought with me my (incredibly messy, pill popping) friend. She proceeded to talk over every conversation, interrupt every game and follow my…

Right? Isn’t that the definition of a tween girl? 

My Dude has given me the same spiel regarding our 13 year old. I do not doubt that he would break a bitch for harming one hair on her head! 

Have a 13 year old girl. Can confirm the giddy.

You just never know when the perfect riff will pop into your head...

Not necessarily... My sister was denied all of her meds until she ended up being taken from the jail to the hospital by ambulance because the assholes wouldn’t listen to her about her heath conditions.

Ok, Imma ask the dumb question... Did you eat dirt from pot plants OR dirt from potted plants? 

This has simultaneously triggered both my giggle and my gag reflexes. 

I don’t think old Tom could even live up to this level of petty. I think Trump has unlocked an unprecedented level of petty that hasn’t been reached in the history of ever. 

Whatta fucking dipshit!! 

Christ on a fucking cracker! This hate-fueled, Orange, fire-breathing dragon has reached a whole new level of petty... ‘I mean you can fly commercial if it means that much to you but you can’t take the good plane’*

Hilarious!

Because the she turned eighteen a mere 30 days after meeting him.

“Incog-negro” is the best damn thing I have read in a long, LONG time!