I know it’s ridiculous... but for some reason, I have always really liked this song and am a wee bit embarrassed of that fact. It was released during my awkward middle-school years, maybe that’s it... idk?

I’m sorry for all you’re going through... I also loathe this season for many, many reasons. E-hugs from a stranger, if you want them, that it.

Or Elvis Presley

Lawnmower man... 

She is also the lead actress in the movie Edge of Seventeen.

Why thank you! What a wonderful, uplifting and spiritual way to begin my day!

It is known

For me it’s a toss up between The Royal Tennenbaums and Moonrise Kingdom. They are both like balm for my soul:)

The back of it looks like the paddle-tail of a beaver. 

I think we may actually have to unplug the whole damn thing this time... 

Which smell faintly of fried chicken...

Nope, it actually does heat enough to cook soup, although a very small batch. I’ve made many different types... all of the creamed variety of course.

They all fancy themselves as John Wayne-esque... like the epitome of a “man’s man”. When in reality, they’re all more like the human equivalent of the cartoon Tasmanian Devil, wreaking havoc and destruction every where without making a lick of sense.

Sorry, I haven’t watched it at all so I don’t understand the reference... I don’t watch much TV as the Dude watches sports pretty much non-stop. It’s a good thing I’m more of a reader because I loathe watching professional sports. 

Yeah, that would’ve been great and also would have really eased my mind! However, the mom in question is one of the “pretend perfect” ones who took every opportunity to assert herself and family in every way as better/more fortunate than our family. Not my kind AT ALL. I’m actually quite thankful that our girls…

I mistakenly sent an angry text laden with F-bombs to one of my kids friends’ mom... It was meant for my dude who couldn’t pick up our sick kid from school because ‘work’... when it was HIS turn to leave work early as I had taken the last 3 turns. The kids were like 7 at the time and I was fucking MORTIFIED. She and I…

Looks like Melania is checking him out. She seems to be scanning him bottom to top.  I suppose anything is better than the fetid orange nightmare she is used to.

or an “A” between Fuck and Trump...

you read my mind...

This one is my favorite!