Holy shit, it’s uncanny!!! All Trumpsterfire needs to do now is slick up the other side, smooth the middle down over his forehead and VOILA!

OMG, I didn’t even notice the sleeve length... by the looks of it, when his arms are down by his side, only the tips of his sausage fingers peek out from the sleeves. WTF is that all about? Doesn’t he have ‘teh best peeple’ working for him? You’d think that would include a tailor. 

‘not his mother as far as I know’

Yeah, upon closer inspection I believe you’re correct. His suits STILL do not fit him properly... he’s trying to puff himself up to look large and imposing. Of course, it’s totally working for him /s 

I’m sure it’s all related to the same recessive gene that caused the bone spurs and the non-chin.

Nailed it! 

Beyond the ridiculous, candy-floss hair, all I see is that his suit jacket is way too fucking big! It appears that there are at least 3 inches between where the shoulders in the jacket begin and where his actual shoulders end. GAWD, he is a pathetic lowly asshole.

He had a stent put in there, but I cannot recall the medical reason.

Not only was I screaming my head off, I couldn’t sit down. I just stood there in front of the TV like a spaz from the time they confronted him with the envelopes until the end of the episode. 

Another term for can cooler. Fer yer beer y’all.

OOOOOOH... this sounds wonderful! I usually make mine with ghirardelli cocoa powder, sugar and a splash of heavy cream at the end... sometimes a little cinnamon and/or cayenne powder if I’m feelin’ spicy. I will certainly be checking around for these melts you speak of.

I would like to give a nod to Good ‘Ol Hoedown...

My ex and I hosted a costume party at our apartment. After many cocktails, we all decided to hit the bars. I was most definitely over my ‘o.k. limit’ at that point, but I went along. We bar hopped for awhile where I ran into a man dressed like a sexy female alien* and proceeded to grope his fake breasts. My friends…

This is awful... where do assholes who think this way come from? 

Yeah, it certainly looks like she has had more changes made to her face... I noticed it in that mostly-nude cover of Nylon. I wonder how she recognizes herself in the mirror at this point because her current face doesn’t even remotely resemble the one she started with.

The original is definitely better, but the sequel when she is in her full Star Wars costume rapping “Say something ‘bout the mother fucking sequels, bitch”... cracks me up!

Yep... Those pants Tilda is wearing look like they belong on a circus performer. More specifically, a clown. Ridiculous. I swear, if I had the $ these women have, there is NO WAY IN HELL I would allow stylists to cram me into stupid looking garments in the name of fashion.

Welp... now I will always sing Candle in the Wind with my newly acquired alternate lyrics.  Thanks (:

Ew. That is SO gross! Why in the bloody blue fuck would someone with any kind of public platform be so ignorant as to speak these words out loud? I didn’t think it was possible for me to have a lower opinion of this douche-nozzle, but HOO BOY was I wrong!

This is the best take!