It happens to my daughter as well. We use a light oil on her hair, argan oil and weekly deep conditioning treatment. All very affordable and accessible. Oh, and don’t use a brush. Ever. 

Yes to this.... BUT, I think he smells like all of those things AND bad breath.

The occasional scrub with this magical invention called shampoo would be a good place to start...

Not showering, ever, would be my guess.

I feel like they deserve each other. They are both raging narcissists who care nothing for anything/anyone that isn’t directly in their respective orbits. I feel for their kids growing up in the veritable fish bowl of the public eye... they didn’t ask for any of it.

I’m thinking Etsy.

Um, No... that’s not how it works. Please don’t have any children.

Yep... it looked (to me) like he had her side boob in a vice-like death grip!

Many years ago... the scary stories article is what prompted me to create a kinja profile. Here I am, (still in the greys) waiting yet again for the spooky stuff. Maybe someday someone will see I’ve never been a troll and let me out the dark, basement smelling closet of grey.  Le Sigh

Well top ‘o the morning to you Fred! You’re very dapper in your sweater vest and bow tie!

President Goldfish!

He probably only hates the new Star Wars movies because he was briefly considered for the role of young Han Solo and was (rightfully) rejected.

IF Jesus sent Trump, he did it to signify the coming of the end of days!

If there was any moisture leaking out from his eye holes, it was nothing more than crocodile tears. 

Came here to say that he looks like a spoiled toddler on the verge of a meltdown over goldfish crackers.

He doesn’t give a fuck about truth, survivors, or women in general. He only wants to be able to twist it all around so it ‘fits’ into his warped reality and perception of what will work to his benefit. Fucking moron has NO hindsight, foresight, or insight. 

I am so, so very sorry that happened to you FWIW. I attempted to tell my mom when something similar happened to me but she didn’t want to hear it.  

Agreed x 1,000!

Yep... ALL of my nine nieces and nephews live in a different state. I want to hug them and love them and squeeze the stuffing out of them every time I see them. But not without asking first... and if they seem uncomfortable with it, I always suggest a high five instead. I never want to be remembered as the creepy…

UGH!!! That is so depressing. I absolutely adore The Pixies and I’m having trouble wrapping my head around the fact that they opened for Weezer. WTH?!