I bet your mom is SO proud of you!

Sweet! Make sure that your follow through allows for a meaty back-hand slap as well!

More than likely from a pharmacist ‘friend’ or even a shady doctor willing to take a payoff. Where do these cretins come from? Is there a pool of bottom feeders waiting for their chance to serve the Orange Anus? 

I was going to go with Fancy unitard, but you are correct!

I just want the tub... WOW!

OOOOOH... you should really watch Hereditary though, because Toni is SO VERY hate-able in that movie... it’s actually really fun to hate her character because she is such.an.asshole.

Emily Whatever is so damn thirsty, she makes MY throat dry! GAH! Loathe her!

Ben Affleck, ever since the first time I saw him on screen. Smarmy bastard! Also... YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE WITH THOSE VENEERS BEN, YOU SHORT TOOTHED ASSHAT! We all know you’ve got little nubbin’ teeth hiding out under there!

Agreed! My sister is a notoriously bad pet owner and has like 3 dogs and 3 cats in the house. Cats come and go as they please and often come home all beat up from fighting. They don’t spay/neuter their animals which really hasn’t been a problem (for them, I’m not sure the neighbors would agree) as they’ve all been…

The real question is... WHAT IN THE HELL IS PEERING OUT FROM UNDER THE ROCK?!?!

This is spot on! My daughter (13) had summer school this year for math. The teacher gave all the kids capes to wear and they LOVED it! They were also able to keep the capes and now she wears it for her math homework time. SO AWESOME!!!

I’m sure he’s convinced his wife it’s just his ‘kink’ and she shouldn’t make him feel bad because he can’t get off without it! I sincerely hope that poor woman takes their kids and runs for the lowest part of the lower 48!

I was 13... no one believed me, not even my mom. I never brought it up again. 

Clark Griswald, is that you?

I don’t know if I have the words to adequately describe the vibe I get from this mans’ picture, but Ima try...

All press is good press, I suppose. Especially when you’re an aging actor who hasn’t really been in the spotlight for quite some time.

More like horse-face syndrome. I’ve never been able to grasp why everyone thinks SJP is SOOOOOO HAWT. She’s got a great body & fantastic hair, but otherwise (in the voice of Randy Jackson) ‘It’s a NO for me Dawg’!

Awe... that’s very sad :(  Poor kid. I also read that she has an older sister who still lives in England because she didn’t want any part in this. 

Along the same lines... I keep seeing grown-ass women post shit like “It only takes one girl to lie about your son to ruin the rest of his life” WTF!? How can anyone think this way?

I feel the same, I sure hope that we’re wrong. I’ve heard her say in early interviews that it was stressful when her parents first moved to the US for her acting career and it took a while to get work... or something along those lines. Poor kid. No 14 year old child should have to feel responsible for the financial…