hoedowninmotown
HoedownInMotown
hoedowninmotown

White and wiry. GAG!

For the love of all I hold dear, I hope not!

I think it would be perfectly fine to spit that hot tea out right here, right now ;)

Oh for fucks sake... the mental gymnastics these assholes go through to exonerate themselves is infuriating!

Grandmothers make the best damn pickles. I have never tried but damn it I need to!

Right?! Why are we celebrating ignorance? It’s fucking infuriating. I hate that we as a society continue to shovel money into the maws of these literal fools.*

I wouldn’t have the courage to ask, even with the perfect equipment.

As my Gram used to say “Birds of a feather and all that shit...” while waving her hand in a dismissive sort of gesture.

But did he let you take his picture?

Thank you. I found that sentence to by mind-boggling as well. 

Yep, so did I. Not that this pronunciation makes it any better.

You seem... nice.

Midwest... south central WI. A whole lot of “YAH” and “dontcha know” flying around here.

I’m not normally one to advocate for capital( or is it corporal?) punishment, but these fuckers need to face a firing squad. The abuse of children, sexual or otherwise is abhorrent. The WOMEN who were murdered by the other power-hungry prick are being demoralized for doing what they needed to do to fucking survive

... and greasy potato chips

This comment has made me giddy with delight, like a 4 year old on Christmas morning!

Hey now... leave Led Zeppelin out of it! The rest of your analogy is spot on though. 

I am so sorry for your loss... hugs from a rando (if wanted). Hope things get better for you soon. Life can really suck arse sometimes!

HAHAHAAHA! I was thinking “Pretty sure I couldn’t pull this off at work”

So much love for this!