Also, someone who has been in Congress since I was in high school isn’t exactly an outsider.

Bernie Sanders fan?

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The biggest hole in the “it’s for their education and their own good” argument is that the schools are prohibited from offering more than 1 year scholarships. A school can’t say “come here, we will guarantee your scholarship for 4 years even if you get cut.”

It’s a crappy beer.

Of course it does. It is a dome. The Romans already figured out that that is the most stable structure for a roof.

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

if all of this means tyree doesn't catch eli's pass against the patriots, then i'm all for it.

You are right. If it hadn’t been Manning’s wife, her story wouldn’t have been included. But it was Manning’s wife, so I fail to see the relevance of your alternate factual universe. She is reporting facts that, as of right now, are not contradicted. How does that translate to dishonest? It would be dishonest to say…

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

Certainly Mrs. Manning would have been able to afford to have it prescribed and administered to her by her physicians rather than buy it black market and self-administer.

This is a complete outrage. I don’t know how we as Americans can stand for this.

You either die a fan or you live long enough to see your once beloved franchise brought to you by the director of The Fast and The Furious.

I wish I could get this joke, but I’m not even sure what to google.

You’ve always made the business argument, and now what you’re trying to do is make a business argument with emotion.

And they still don’t have an app. I honestly don’t think anybody cares if its a cab or an uber that gives them a ride, they just want to know for sure someone will come in a reasonable time. When I used to call cabs around here the wait was usually 30-45 min and they actually showed up about 75% of the time.

You’ve really gotta feel for the kid who missed the free throw, Yemen Yemen.

Just now being accepted? Ssssh, no one tell Tyson Fury about Alexander the Great.

i pity you for not understanding that what you said is exactly right

“Seems like a nice young man!” was my actual thought. I’m 25. Jesus.