We call that a Motown special.

This may be stating the obvious, but that man plays on a team named “The Athletics”

His big toe is shaped like Gumby’s head.

I refuse to recognize your analogy...not for its flippancy, but because it’s not an example of “differing points of view,” but an example of lazy, stupid screenwriting by that hack Lucas, and therefore not applicable.

“Fans Misled; Pop Warner Competition More Challenging Than Initially Thought”

As a Red Sox fan, I feel that Levine handled this perfectly.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

And yet Battlefront is still a shameful money grab riding on brand recognition, lacking anything substantive.

You give jokes a bad name.

I strongly reject your supposition that there is only one problem with how people treat each other in a situation where they’re anonymous.

A reminder: Please send us tips at tips@deadspin.com!

[Roger Goodell]: “SHAME!”

“I don’t see the problem with these Ortiz bobbleheads, other than the lips not being big enough.” - Frank Reynolds

Well yes, anger is an emotion I guess.

Technically yes. Just because a few NIMBYs show up at a county council meeting doesn’t mean everyone in the area feels that way. Letting it go to vote and letting the residents decide whether or not to fuck themselves over is the democratic thing to do. It’s also dumb and bad because you know people will vote for it…

Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.