Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

De Jure basically means by the letter of the law, regardless of how it is actually applied; pretty sure you meant to use de facto there.

Really great write-up that I feel does a good job describing why, while I’m enjoying F4, it just hasn’t hooked me in the same way that 3 did. I’ve not played nearly as much as I thought I would because I just haven’t had that compulsion.

Goodness, why would anyone possibly think that “Camptown Lady” was racist?

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

It’s known as “The Vatican Plan.”

Yeah but where fewer people can see it.

You see, the problem is the fact that they’re not full-time NFL employees. On Tuesday, most go back to their regular jobs as pharmaceutical test subjects or guys who shoot birds at the airport.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

BAT/MAN: the uplifting story of how young Bruce Wayne overcame the grief of his parents death through therapy and founded the Gotham City Batmen professional baseball team and, against all odds, beat their crosstown rivals, the Jokers, in the World Series.

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.

If you ever played Dynasty Warriors, Red Cliff is essentially the gameplay in movie form.

“I have never felt more justified making my mom cry when I ripped into her for sending some stupid meme of a kid taking a piss.”

Even a metal baseball bat would be way worse than a golf club. Say you CRUSHKILL your shot, a towering bomb that would clear the facade at Yankee stadium. Say, a 650 foot home run. That’s still only 215 yards. Probably only 200 yards in the direction of the hole. There are 12 year olds at the driving range with that…

Or for the love of humanity you may reach out to your law makers to make laws that fucking make sence

I know you aren’t seriously asking this question, but it does come up so: yes, it is totally legal to have a naked picture of your kids. The picture must be lewd and lascivious in order to go from “picture normal parent takes of kid in tub” to “child pornography.” There are a a heap of factors law enforcement uses to…

Me and my goat here beg to differ.

Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…

I never would have thought that was Faye...because it looks nothing like her.