In Canada, though, the riot gear cops don’t beat up black people; they beat up Newfies.

It’s VW clean diesel.

oh man oh man

Oh this is awesome!

Can I just leave this here?

This free ice cream is not tasty enough! And the portions are too small!!

Are you suggesting that umpires should be suspended for mistakes and games be replayed after a mistake is discovered? Or are you saying suspensions for malicious play that wasn’t called as such during the game is wrong? I’m confused at what you’re saying here.

I will!

Go on...

Marchman and the deadspin staff workshopped the names, and then I did my thing on the logos.

RECEPTIONIST: Someone called for a consult. His girlfriend intentionally gave him an STI when they broke up. He has a confirming text and medical records.

I am so glad I chose now to get into Destiny. The Taken King and all this Kotaku coverage has been great.

the fire is reportedly “suspicious in nature.”

It certainly does look suspicious. Usually when Manziel catches fire at home, the Browns are there to immediately throw cold water on it.

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

Seriously... M$? Spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together.

I don’t get it.

When you intentionally walk a batter and the next batter hits a homerun, yeah that guy is going flip the fucking bat and enjoy it, because by not pitching to the hitter ahead of him, you are declaring him to be a shitty hitter. And a hitter will almost always take offense to that.

I’m all for criticism but, Limited 260 mile range? Really? How often do people travel over even 60 miles on a regular basis? I visit my parents who are 2 hours away and that’s only 80 miles. And these things easily get well over that. 260 miles is realistically a minimum 4 hours of driving.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.