Four-in-hand all day and all night. Windsors are for fucking mid-level bankers who want you to think they high-level bankers. You seriously think that big symmetrical lump of silk under his chin looks good?

Everyone, disregard this advice! As modern proportions have become more trim and minimal, the double-windsor has basically become a relic from the mid-aughts, along with shiny shirts and 4-button suits. (Simple rule of thumb: if Merril Hoge thinks it looks good, then it does not look good and should not be worn by…

“It’s almost as if Weaver had no choice but to throw something inside...”

To be fair, there were Arabic numberals on the clock....

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

It falls under transformational fair use. Yes, their music was used. But the main draw is the dancing baby. This is like Andy Warhol painting Campbell’s Soup cans.

“I shoulda gone to art school.”

Oh fuck you Connecticut

Please join me in welcoming EVERY DAMN COMMENTER to Deadspin...

Patriots fandom is a filthy rich friend who takes you to the Bahamas but tries to roofie every girl you know.

I wish more Pats fans were like you and just admitted, “yes, they cheated, and I fucking love them for it!” You're much more tolerant than the rest of your lot.

He likes the Vikings. Every team gets roasted. Welcome to Deadspin.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

good lord. has any sports league ever been less about the actual game itself? i dont even need football at this point in my life, i can just skip the 19 or so weeks of games and still have and 30+ weeks of stupid decision making and millionaire egomaniacs to keep me more than entertained.

On a somewhat related note, their plan to hang an Aaron Hernandez banner was shot down.

My submission and defense.

Roger Goodell is so incompetent that a guy who beat his girlfriend and threw her onto a couch full of assault rifles is now liking his chances of beating Goodell in court.