If firing 2 completely replaceable, unskilled, unimportant employees meant that the rock star running the sales department and generating the most revenue for the company would potentially keep his job? Yeah, I think most CEO’s would do that.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

Yeah, being on the receiving end of $75 million you never had to pay back must have been really crappy.

I cannot work up one ounce of give a shit about the amount of air that may or may not have been in those footballs. Let the quarterback decide how much air he wants in the footballs. I’d love to see a quarterback use footballs as flat as a flitter that he has to throw like a Frisbee. Let the kickers select whatever…

“Would you care if he helped the Japanese sink the Lusitania?”

Good. Almost too good.

“cheated during the Super Bowl”

The OED defines “schadenfreude” as the “malicious enjoyment of the misfortune of others”.

“I am Legend.”

Aren’t you supposed to be in court right now Roger?

Colt McCoy was sacked 17 times in 5 games last year. Kirk Cousins threw more picks than TDs and was not only benched for McCoy, but deactivated. He looked horrible versus the Ravens starters last night, and threw a pick on a Goddamn screen pass.....a fuckin screen pass! Me personally, I don’t believe the franchise QB…

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

You’re thinking of Pennsylvania.

Just this summer, my uncle died. His cremated remains were brought from his state of residence to SC for interment. The graveside service, attended only by family, was held in the middle of the day during that godawful heat wave we had. It was 108 degrees. Three generations of my family stood around in our Sunday…

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

Banned for “Anne Hathaway”

I have nothing to say about any of this....except that I love Romita Jr., but Christ Almighty, his style does not fit with Superman....like, at all.

Does having Brian McCann on your team instantly turn everyone into a choad or does it take some time?

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.