I don't think you know what Social Anxiety Disorder is.

The problem with that is that those in power often change the definition of terrorist to suite their own needs. That's why there will always be condemnation of phrases like "kill all terrorists." Dehumanizing anyone is a great start on the path to evil.

You are literally a man who can't take no for an answer.

My stats prof had a fun spin on the axiom you quote at the beginning of your article: "The numbers will confess to anything, if you torture them long enough." I'm not sure that those words originated with him, but nonetheless, a more colourful take on the saying.

A large part of our mission is ruining nearly all forms of fun except those we explicitly endorse, which are mostly made up of obnoxious in-jokes and obnoxiously literary poop jokes.

"Belichick's excuse does nothing to explain how the Colts' footballs were somehow immune to thermophysics."

Why, bringing down Beast Mode is almost as hard to do as accessing the article that describes it.

Driver: Do you know who I am?

The basic theme is dudes being truly incapable of seeing the plain truth that the girl is not interested. You gotta play in your own league. Hint: If it's 8th grade, and her name is Ashley, she's out of your league.

I know right?

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

1) 4oz and 9oz make 6oz:

Harbaugh was later seen shaking his head outside the locker room. "It honestly feels like they were doing everything they could to keep us from winning." He noted. "I just don't get it. That's not how you play football."

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?"

No it's true just shitty deadspin wording

I think the $1600 he was charged was refunded AND he got a $1600 credit? there is no effing way he just got store credit for the original transaction.