Which MLS team is this?

Seriously. This is like when I went into my boss's office and demanded more responsibility and authority, and she asked me who I was.

If he's a fit anywhere, it's the Titans. They still need a QB, and if anywhere knows how to love Cousins, it's Tennessee.

Everything screams "Watch On Netflix at 1 AM Seven Or Eight Months From Now." Preferably with beer and hot wings.

"UHH! UNNHHHHHHHH! He's regul-ier than a payphone, and twice as deadly! Here with this control that is absolutely bamboozling! He could absolutely brain a dozen live rattlesnakes with his feet."

The average person can get this exposure, if they want it. You can read Gawkers Letters from Death Row, which has been going on for years without people deciding it's the greatest thing to happen to storytelling since storytelling was invented: http://gawker.com/tag/death-row-…. You can read up on the many stories of…

After this lateral, the greatest of all time, there was no longer a need for laterals.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

Bailiff: [picks it up and runs it into the garbage can]
Everybody: "Best bailiff ever!"

Big deal. Even if he walks from this case Hernandez has got to know he is still in big time trouble. With the league's new personal conduct policy, he's facing a six, maybe even eight game suspension.

Hearsay, most likely, that somehow under Massachusetts law doesn't fall into one of the myriad exceptions to the rule.

Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks…

I'm baffled by the bowtie in all getups that are not actual real-deal tuxedos. Wearing a bowtie with any outfit other than an actual tuxedo is like wearing a sign that says I AM A SMARMY DWEEB WHO WILL CORRECT YOUR USAGE.

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"

It is interesting that something which has been the norm in American society up until just very recently and is still the norm in many other societies you would call not even "remotely healthy."

Its great that you love your family! But that doesn't mean that its actually remotely healthy for you to still be living with them.

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—