MA born and raised, went to URI and I love coffee milk. There, I said it. We actually used to have it as a milk option in my high school. And I actually really liked the Del's Shanty. I love Del's too so that could be why.

If you aren't drinking Left Hand, you are wasting your time:

Thankee.

I know a lot of people call you mean names for shitting all over the NFL every week, but I genuinely enjoy this weekly installment.

In the interest of saving time, let's make a list of NBA players who DON'T cartoonishly embellish the amount of contact. We'll put it next to the list of guys who DON'T hold out their hands and glare at the official in stunned disbelief when they are whistled for a foul.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

This stuff smells great, you get a close, clean shave, it tightens up your skin. It's like $8 a tube and since you only use an almond-sized blob it lasts a long time. They have it at CVS and, apparently, Target.

This stuff smells great, you get a close, clean shave, it tightens up your skin. It's like $8 a tube and since you…

They all look the same to the ESPN audience.

I'm with you there. Pop is the dad at the restaurant who'll make a half-serious joke when a waiter screws something up and it'll be a little awkward but mostly all good afterward. Belichick will just mutter, "that's alright" after the server messes up, then excuse himself to go to the bathroom but is really looking…

Or you could explain that the Mayans didn't believe in an apocalypse and the end of their long count calendar just meant the start of a new cycle of counting, like a new century beginning

This was a pregame routine between Vince and Myra Kraft before every game before she passed. Vince and Bobby Kraft have been doing this every week since. Good try tho.

vince wilspoon

It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

These people are asking for it