As "The Peanut Guy" in the video, I would like to set the record straight - it IS a sweet gig! Ask most any vendor and they will tell you they are baseball fans. You don't stay with it for 35 years if you don't like it. Here is a job that you get to watch the game (yes, you're in the seats and all you have to do is…

Scholarships at accredited institutions and room and board on employer premises aren't taxable income. Nice effort, though.

I really enjoyed hating Curt Schilling—and I remain justified in doing so given his combining dopey conservative politics with fleecing Rhode Islanders to fund his vidya game dreams—but there's no fun in it anymore. It's all just a towering bummer.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

Five million seems like a lot until your realize their currency is gravel.

Geez. If these are indeed Goodell's real thoughts, he must be dumber than anyone's imagined.

Nope. The force of the ship rocking back and forth like that would toss them around like a rag doll in a dryer: it'd kill them easily. They'd need strapped in EXCEPTIONALLY well, and even then if something did come loose it'd smash them to bits.

Or perhaps we should be asking 'How the hell is the SEC Defensive Player of the Year not on an NFL team?'

Thanks for the info although none if it actually answered my question. I don't care about dry docks, or heavy lift barges. What I asked is...in this particular way ships are launched, is somebody on the boat as it's being launched?

Not a lot of things I' rather listen to in Sports than Roy Hudson calling a Messi goal

The Shot Heard 'Round The Small Group Of People Who Can Find Fox Sports 1 On Their TVs

Brady: Wow, my life could have turned out completely different had the Jets changed their minds on draft day.

[frantically deletes draft for this Saturday]

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

Christian Ponder's receivers are never surprised when the ball flies straight into the ground 10 feet away from them.

No, Derek Jeter winning five Gold Gloves allows me to dismiss MLB as a serious sport.

See, I always thought his best legal option would have been "don't rape that girl" but I guess that was a bridge he burned a long time ago (when he raped that girl).

Modeling the MLS after the European leagues is the best thing the MLS could do for itself. Not sure why it is such a difficult concept for them to grasp.