No, punches to the back of the head don't "happen" in hockey. It's a real easy way to cause serious injury, which is why boxing and MMA don't allow punches to the back of the head. I'm sure you knew that, but maybe someone else reading didn't.

Fuck no.

Seems legit. You're hired!

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

Kindly shut up.

I'm genuinely pleased you don't like it.

Cardinals fans think he didn't show enough respect for the backflip. Didn't do it the right way.

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

this is good kinja

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

I KNOW! And it really sucks how I have no control of reading this website.

are you sure you slowed it down enough

Q: So how about their chili?

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

Talk about spreading rumors. Ew deadspin.

He reportedly went to bed at 10:30 on a Saturday. Maybe she...I don't know...didn't?

You know what is nice? Having soccer on a real network that allows video clips online. Because if a Premier League game isn't shown in the US, it is frigging impossible to find a ESPN-style video summary of the match online, or even random video clips like in this post. Not terribly conducive to spreading the…

Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.