I don't think anyone thinks that one spanking does that. However, what you're doing here is, to make sure you get to spank your kid on the odd occasion when your patience and inventiveness fail, acting as an apologist for people who do in fact regularly abuse their children, as long as they do it in the name of…

Sorry, way too wishy-washy for me.

YES! I was thinking the exact same thing! It's the hierarchy of lawyer Jewdom:

That can't actually be his attorney right? He looks like a fucking caricature of an attorney! And Diamondstein doesn't even sound like a real name. The name sounds like whoever came up with this character was just going for maximum jewishness. It was going to be Goldstein but they took it a step further. This…

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Ravens PR guy: "I liked Ray Rice a lot then. I like Ray Rice a lot today"

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

How do people STILL not understand the point of the "Why Your Team Sucks" series? It's not singling out your team you morons. The earth revolves around the sun, not you.

Stewart Lee remains the funniest stand-up in the UK. His anti-Islamic comedy is genius.

Stewart Lee is just one of the best stand ups ever.

I am totally with you on this. Ricky is almost like 2 characters - pre-fame Andy Millman and post-fame Andy Millman. I like his writing but he, himself, is often the opposite and totally insufferable. I don't know which is more truthful - fake laughing at Karl Pilkington Ricky or the person who writes those…

Or was it a collarbone punch. Hard to tell.

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Raysism: [passes out]

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Symbolism. Captain America's only tool is his shield. While he can use it offensively, a shield connotes protection.

"Naaaaaah"

Really? I thought it was cold and awful and didn't have a point. And yet I adored the book.