Nah, he won’t make it out of the primary. That’s the problem with the whole GOP, really. You have to tack too far right to appease the primary voters in the base, and you just won’t be able to get back to the center in time. Move too fast and your opponent will slam you with your primary soundbites, move too slow and…

That's just Hernandez's gun-shaped smartphone.

RI is a 2 plate state and home to some of the country's worst drivers, and I say a big prayer to God every time I walk the streets that for as long as the latter hold true the former will as well. No one in the state seems to remember that pedestrians in the crosswalk ALWAYS have the right of way, and that you should…

BEST NON SEQUITUR EVER!

Somewhere there's a 33 year old man dying of embarrassment.

Honduras and El Salvador even went to war over a futbol game!

Some site on the internet said it was a trend.

The treaties regulating space law don't exist to protect non-state actors—they aren't even signatories to those treaties. Those treaties are in place to protect the citizens of the nations that are signatories. And you can't go after the non-signatories without violating your agreement to the signatories. You should…

Awww damn, I see I'm too late to explain something to you you already knew...

Okay, so, you caught him: he was in there jerking off.

Were they even measured at all during the game? I thought only NE's balls were suspect anyhow.

The best part of that video is the awkward pause after Nantz quotes Rodgers as saying, "God gave me big hands and strong grip."

It seems like a trap for stupid people. A half-way competent person is going to give you a non-answer, at which point you've learned nothing about your employee, or a dumb person is going to give an honest answer ("About 75-80% of my average workday is spent looking at porn." "I throw fits whenever things don't go my…

Just about 1 Utah. A little bigger.

There's a laxative company out there that wishes it both had that brand name and placement right now.

He's been dead for over 20 years!

"Absolute Genius" a poem by Ray Hudson:

I think it was "wrigglier than a python"

"Pirouettes like Nureyev?" That's pretty fucking obscure for today's audience, Ray.

Because colleges attempt to insulate their student bodies against the wider criminal justice system. Let's be frank, on college campuses all around the country right now, there are many many things that could (and would) be considered felonies taking place, if they weren't happening among the predominantly white…