Socrates: "I am wiser than this man, for neither of us appears to know anything great and good; but he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing; whereas I, as I do not know anything, so I do not fancy I do. In this trifling particular, then, I appear to be wiser than he, because I do not fancy I know what…

This isn't as dramatic a lateral, but it's always been one of my favorites:

Old-timey country lawyer. You have to wear a straw boater, though, or it doesn't work. And preferably glasses.

"Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"

'Gansett in its current state is pretty hit or miss, I have to say, even as native Rhode Islander. I think the standard Lager is pretty a pretty dull affair, and not really worth it (though certainly more worth it than PBR or the InBev-AB or Miller-Coors brand). I particularly recommend the Bohemian Pilsner, though,…

I've used a ton of the Gillette gels and foams, a bunch of the cutthroat off-brand foams like Barbasol, and a few creams here and there, and even the soaps you mix in a bowl with water and a brush, and Cremo is really the best and most cost effective thing I've encountered. My father had been raving about it and I…

I've used a ton of the Gillette gels and foams, a bunch of the cutthroat off-brand foams like Barbasol, and a few…

Erm...maybe not the Amelia Earhart thing: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/o…

"Slippier than an eel covered in vaseline."

That is Edelman...

If I had to guess, given only the Urban Dictionary definitions and the fact that he's a football coach, he's saying the NFL is one big sodomy circle.

I believe that, in this case, neither player is looking for the ball, and his crotch and her hand are simply attempting to run their respective routes, in this case, her hand move up, then makes a cut back, as his crotch moves forward. Incidental contact.

Here, I'll help:

And she controls her own body, but she doesn't have complete authority over the use of her likeness or photographs, especially when she's not in a place she would reasonably expect to receive privacy, such as her own home. If we applied your concept of photography rights, criminals could sue people whose cameras…

The Hawks' owner fired himself for being too racist.

His name is really Diamondstein? I mean, "Goldstein" and "Silverstein" make a lot of sense because both parts of the name are Germanic/Saxon in origin. But "Diamond" is from Latin. How did that name come about? Did his family decide they had to one up all the Goldsteins and Silversteins?

Doesn't the claim that they never saw the video assist them in handing down a tougher suspension? What it looks like to me is that they hedged their bets. Their first guess was that it would end with the dragging video, so they'd hand a light suspension, say you couldn't tell from the existing footage what had…

It's a young squashed Albert Finney.

I don't even want to contemplate a Stewart Lee who wasn't mocking the anti-political correctness groups ("Did you know, you're not even allowed to write racial slurs in excrement on people's cars these days? Political correctness gone mad.") and taking the piss out of comedians like Gervais ("If there are no Americans…

I can't imagine how switching genders will make her less racist. It might get her kicked out of UKIP, given that I can't imagine they hate Ts any less than they hate Ls, Gs, or Bs, but unless there's some additional part to the operation where they also rewrite your brain to not be fascist, I don't see her views…

After talking with both the dead horse and Ray Rice together, Roger Goodell has decided that there were mitigating circumstances