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There’s no way that Superman got out of fucking Smallville without becoming a sports fan of some kind. His dad was a small town Dad. Surely Jonathan Kent was a sports fan. And people forget that before Superman was SUPERMAN he was just regular ass, boring ass Clark Kent. Clark Kent absolutely seems like the type who…

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

In other news, a sitting American president regularly holds purely partisan rallies where he slanders the free press, our allies, and his political opponents while praising dictators and authoritarian regimes, including the very people his own intelligence agencies say interfered with our elections and are almost…

How the heck are there not way more maritime accidents? That ship map is completely psycho!

Speed 3: Beat the Tariffs

You sound Canadian. Or maybe you’re a bear. Or both.

If you ate this chicken, would you become Captain America?

Not “historic” but I still remember going to a Mets game in ‘85 against the Cardinals and two Mets outfielders collided while tracking down a fly ball resulting in an inside the park grand slam. What made it so memorable was one guy appeared to be knocked out cold and the other was so staggered that despite eventually…

Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

6 years = 72 months. 36 dead people. That’s two months for each death.

You know what happens when I don’t like a movie. I go on the Internet and try to fundraise to re-make that exact movie, but how I like it.

Because if you don’t see the difference between ignoring criticism and this cluster, I think you need to get a new prescription, Denton, because you’re blind.

God, Mom(s)! I just wanna preserve all life on Earth!! Get off my back!!

You gotta have a strong core to do that till the sun goes down.

That’s when you know it’s officially Too Damn Hot Out.

Yes, actually (and I’m not being sarcastic here). “Animals” implies that the thing knows what it’s doing, but that its driven by a predatory instinct. It can’t be reasoned with because murder, violence and evil are simply part of its nature.

NOTE: ROSEANNE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HER HOME PLANET

Submitted as evidence - Jack Alberston’s cocaine pinkies in Willy Wonka -

Well, how am I supposed to snort my cocaine? With dollar bills? Do you know how filthy those are? I care too much about my body to taint it in such a manner.