My closest theater is a Cinemark, so I can’t do AMC A-List, and the Cinemark program is pretty lame. I just canceled my Moviepass and signed up for Sinemia, so hopefully that wasn’t a mistake.

Man, these off-brand magic eraser deals. I mean, still way cheaper than real magic erasers, but like a year ago I got 100 for $8 and still haven’t run out, and wasn’t a while ago it something like 60 for $8? And now 20 for $8.

Man, these off-brand magic eraser deals. I mean, still way cheaper than real magic erasers, but like a year ago I…

I stopped going to Wendy’s after they gave me green fries two visits in a row (two different locations)

Well, she said “I” and not “we” so here’s hoping.

My family used to make what we called an Elvis sandwich (solely because it was so extremely fattening), which was fried summer sausage on a toasted bagel with cream cheese.

These experts sound like the type of people who might faint if I relate I like to mix Chardonnay with Sprite. Should I see myself out?

There’s a restaurant by me that does a burger topped with saganaki and on a pita

I have memories of a childhood road trip to Mt. Rushmore where there were so many dead butterflies stuck in the grille of our minivan it looked like a mosaic.

This is why that movie Europa was so scary. It combined the horrors of dying alone in deep space with the horrors of dying 0h-god-not-alone in a dark ocean

I feed three people off the two people Blue Apron box all the time. I look at the plate after portioning it out, and always think “this isn’t a meal, it’s a snack!” But I’m never actually still hungry after eating it, so I guess it really just is enormous American portion sizes screwing with my mind about what a…

Fair enough. My dog is very destructive with his toys, but he thankfully doesn’t go for shoes or furniture once he’s finished, so he just has to chew on the scraps of his eviscerated stuffed animals once he’s finished his bone. I did catch him eating a tupperware container once, though *sigh* 

You could try a deer antler?

My favorite thing about the open floor plan kitchen is that I can watch the TV in the living room while doing the dishes. The worst thing is when someone else is washing the dishes, LOUDLY, while I’m trying to watch TV. (And lol, no, not in a passive aggressive way. It’s just a louder activity naturally than you might…

At first I couldn’t understand why he thought for even a second it would accept him as its shaman when he’s a member of the party of invaders it’s been raging against all season, but I’ve only realized just now he probably mistook its motivations as being violence for the sake of it, and that it would be perfectly…

I do love survival stories, but I don’t think I need to see a second season of cannibalism right off the bat.

I didn’t really understand the motivation for kidnapping Crozier either, besides humiliating him. But my friend suggested that since the Tuunbaq is intelligent enough to lay traps and target specific people, maybe Hickey thought he’d have a better chance of drawing it to him to perform the shaman ritual by using the…

He died doing what he loved: Eating Englishmen. (But Crozier probably didn’t answer because choking to death on his meal is kind of an embarrassing way to go, and also because Crozier played a part in killing him)

Aside from the sorta romance they had going making it extra horrible, there was a pretty clear “These people are barbaric” look on her face. So much for the civilized West.

Those Tsavo lions would seem to suggest yes.

No mention of iwastesomuchtime.com?