I have a stock line for my gf when she’s doing dishes during Jeopardy, ‘maybe you could just bang those pots together right in my ear.’ Hilarious. I usually help dry the dishes.

The house that I lived in had lots of sound-reflective surfaces (brick, tile, etc) and the only sound-absorptive surfaces were the furniture, so noises carried a lot in that place.

Two words for you: Roomba Herd.

“Fuck, yeah. I got my dinner, finally gonna finish up Jessica Jones and—What’s that?! Oh, shit! DODGE ROLL—FUCK!! Let go of it, you bastard!! This is min—SHIIIIT!!” - the fox

The Israeli soldiers who used a pen to write numbers on the arms of Palestinian prisoners to keep track of them wasn’t too popular among older Jews either when it was found out...

I’d think the solution is pretty simple.

Yeah it was more a Barbecue.

Yes, unless it’s a service-frog or a service-turtle

It’s like Costco made a car.

How many guys named “Andrea” do you know?

Plus if he wanted it to take his tongue, he probably shouldn’t have held it in his hand rofl. That’s a very good interpretation; it plays off of the whole “Indians as mindless savages” stereotype the British had.

In the book Tuurnbaq doesn’t eat Hickey because his soul is too corrupt for it to consume. Granted I prefer the show’s ending because seeing Hicley get ripped in half by a demon bear is a lot more cathartic.

I’ve seen a lot of people saying that Tuunbaq was unnecessary to the story, because the real fate of these men is grim and horrifying enough. But that’s the point. Introducing a cool monster is what keeps this whole thing “fun scary” and not “depressing scary.” It adds a layer of unreality to the proceedings that’s…

The whole episode felt like nonstop gutpunches, but, yeah, especially for poor Jopson and the look on Silence’s face when she saw Goodsir. Even at a distance she conveyed her grief and horror so well.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his secret friend: a talking mouse that rides around on his scalp and can control his actions by tugging at his hair. 

Considering that much of that is spent on our booming aerospace industry because we have the benefit of low cost of living coupled with an educated workforce, what’s the problem with that? You do realize that federal dollars are spent on items other than welfare and highway infrastructure, right? Oddly enough, New…

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I still don’t get the cop bit either. Did the cop just assume that the unsupported word of a Burger King cashier was enough evidence to arrest someone? Did the cop even try to determine if the bill was fake? They don’t have a black light at the police station? Did they think the homeless victim was such a masterful…

I just picture some Secret Service agent standing in front of a vending machine trying to get it to accept a crumpled $10 bill. For three months.

“suspect is driving a brown....car...of some kind.”