A prayer is one thing that house did not have

If only there would have been a good guy there with a tanker to stop them.

No, I said steamed cams!

ICE agents would scream about him going for their guns from 20 feet away and shoot him if he were alone blocking the door.

And my state has the right not to have its textbook content written by Texas, but here we are.

Pairs well with the header image of her only wearing a single glove.

What, like it’s hard?

The lawsuit, written by Thomas’ attorney, David S. Petrich, is highly descriptive.

She’s lucky that sauce didn’t hit anything vital or she may have pasta way.

this is a submarine bathroom in port

They should be careful. Ice is dangerous.

You sound nice (also stable and reasonable). If you have a specific point to make how about you educate us on what the hell you’re even talking about (you bitch the writers out about not mentioning any of their wrong doings…and you don’t help right that wrong either)? Just casually calling a woman a bitch isn’t…

Unintentional new tagline... “Applebee’s- where the fun isn’t fast enough.”

Or do his own spinoff? “The Rapid & Raging” starring the 7th most popular actor from that other car franchise.

“Says here in your aptitude test results you’d be well-suited to a career as either a clergyman or a ballerina.” - My actual high school guidance counselor

Jim Carrey isn’t even getting Jim Varney money...

Don Cheadle announced to play Rose in Titanic reboot.... I’m into it

I share my birthday with your mom.

Also Macaulay Culkin.

We have cake and play Trivial Pursuit. It’s nice.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

My guess, Tyrese, is your next franchise is going to be an Arby’s if you keep this up.