Say what you will about Jill Ellis’s decision making, but not playing your 37 year old aging star for all 630+ minutes of game time was probably a pretty sound decision. 

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

HE WAS TRAVELING! IT SHOULDN’T HAVE COUNTED!! 

Man, imagine how many mph you'd have to run to do a one hour marathon. Someone will have to do the math for me on that. 

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

Good thing he didn’t see the guy who came out after her.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

I got flamed to hell and back on Splinter for saying this, but I’ll say it here too, because what the hell. George W. Bush was a profoundly awful president, both in terms of domestic and foreign policy. He was, without question, a criminal of great magnitude. He was not, however, aspiring to become the dictator of a…

Maybe the lesson hit a little too close to home. Has anyone interviewed the cousins and brothers of the confederate flag belt buckle wearing teen, Fuller, to ask if they’re betrothed to the vixen?

Kneeling during the anthem gets you permanently ejected for endangering people's feelings, so there’s that...

Just like a bunch of Owls to crush a Turtle, 1, 2, 3, *CRUNCH* with 3 licks

Seems like you read almost as well as AB writes.

Yeah, man. The lucrative field that gold diggers have been utilizing for years: being raped. 

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

Well, that’ll teach ‘em.

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Liberty lost to Syracuse, 24-0.

It’s a very viable alternative for the tens of millions of people who need it and use it every day.

Heathballs