Fulton Reid not even in your top 5? This is a hack list

This is the dumbest take. 

The honchos at the Mouse are smart enough to know that those two things are actually inseparable- because everything is politics- but cynical enough to pretend otherwise when they need to placate the cranky deplorables and MAGAts to whom they pander.

She's ten, of course she would pick the Nose.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

once Beilein met with her, he “became determined to recruit her to Cleveland.”

Giving her work owns the libs.

Happens to the best of us. Your laying it out—absolutely everything possible—in the conference room for the last doughnut and boom there’s the conference room table that you completely forgot. Once your hung up on it, there’s no way to recover. It’s a mid morning nap or nothing

I see ew, Steam Engine

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

You’d think people would’ve gotten the joke in a blog that specifically references Achilles’ death, but here we are.

and I will feel like a real horse’s ass

Leaving Klay and Steph open on threes was the Raptors’ Achilles heel in that game. 

It’s gonna nice being able to root for USWNT without the previous caveats of “I just wish Hope Solo wasn’t a big fucking asshole”

“Frankly, a real leader would have been able to stop me from kicking her 7 year old son in the chest and would have blocked my elbow before it collapsed her husbands windpipe.  Not my type of leader, that’s not someone you follow into battle, especially when you don’t even defend yourself when my husband Jerramy spits…

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

“I’m sorry miss but before I let you onto the plane I’m really going to need to hear you sing the first two verses of Stevie Wonder’s “Jungle Fever’”