In the Press Room by a Binder is the way I’d like Kayleigh to go out in the Trump version of Clue.

There’s a very sweet, kind girl on my Facebook feed that shared a post from a (obvs white, obvs suburban, obvs evangelical) pastor, stating that Kanye’s “conversion” should be admired and that this album is “testament to God’s greatness”.

FYI, those of us who live in SE DC that couldn’t afford tickets were definitely booing him in our living rooms.

If “sweep in 4” is a metaphor for “landslide loss in 2020”, then I’m hoping that’s the out our higher power gives us.

Is Maret pronounced “mare-it”, like ferret? Or is it “mah-ray”, like snobby asshole?

Leave it to a Cardinal to secretly let the boys play around a bit.

Timely, and +Almost Canadian!

Incoherent and self-important. Just the things that make a Duke student a Duke student.

I didn’t didn’t catch what you said.

I stopped reading after Yankees; who was this about again?

“These shirts are various shades of Arrogant Yellow”

I dunno, he could either blossom into an amazing team captain and win four Stanley Cups or become Donald Trump. I’m hearing flashes of both.

“Watch it until I die? Sure, I mean, that’s only like 26 hours.” - HK protestor

Can’t make a Great Leap Forward unless you nail the handoff, ladies.

Correction: Nats Park is more like in the White House’s front yard.

Canada probably would have scored more goals if they didn’t insist on apologizing profusely after each one.

What sucks even worse is that she still hasn’t accepted my 75 year-old dad’s opinion that women’s soccer isn’t a real sport.

C’mon, Srausburg. A lot of people in DC need a hug right now.

I’d love to hear how you say this so often and not face repercussions.

In these trying times, I’m surprised the NBA didn’t ask him to change his last name.