FYI, those of us who live in SE DC that couldn’t afford tickets were definitely booing him in our living rooms.

Have any of you been to Southeast DC lately? May I interest you in a 1 bed, 1 bath 700 sq. ft. condo for half a million dollars?

People keep making this point under the assumption that a World Series game was attended exclusively by people who live within 20 minutes of the stadium. I live on the VA/NC border and have friends who drove five hours to go to game 4. It’s not just DC natives.

Yeah, but you gotta figure that the folks who are attending a World Series game are reasonably affluent, especially in the suite sections where Trump was. And as they announced the death of the ISIS leader that morning (with Trump personally performing the five finger exploding heart technique on the guy), maybe he…

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

I stopped reading after Yankees; who was this about again?

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

“It wasn’t nobody from my team.”

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

“I’m kinda shy but mostly excited. And courageous.”

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

St. Louis Team Visits Washington, Immediately Curses Other St. Louis Team Visiting Washington.   

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality.