“Et tu, LeBrutus?”

Much to the dismay of the New York Jets defense, scoring for the other team does not render your contract void.

+playing for the other team

“Easy? Hey! Only WE are allowed to be insufferable critics of Michigan Football!” - Michigan Football fans

Because someone will dig up an ignorant tweet you wrote six years ago, see that you didn’t correct it, then basically use it as a weapon to render destruction upon your entire family.

“The post in question does not reflect the inclusive environment we strive to provide for our Customers and Employees.”

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sleeping Yard Gnome

If we learned anything from Jerry Sandusky, it’s that Pennsylvania football personnel love hurling themselves at their own.

Isn’t Donald Trump already the Untitled Goose for most people though?

Only if he disrespekts the anthum will he be done

“A Gentile and a Jew? (Combs thru Deuteronomy)“ - Mike Pence

“The Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich” continues the tradition of threatening yet endangered items

You can’t venture capital or“build business on the backs of low-wage contractors” your way out of this one, Bay Area.

Ray, she owed.

As a college sports fan, I’m turning to this as the source of athletes I intend to help bankroll: https://deadspin.com/presenting-the-2019-name-of-the-year-bracket-1833570554

“They may be the heart and soul, but I’m the one skipping to the bank” - Uber software developers and data scientists.

The station collected data about water temperature, nutrients, salinity, the speed of water flow, and concentrations of chlorophyll and methane.

On the subject of stopping savage embarrassment of Michigan State: Does that mean Mark Dantonio is going to pay $4.2 million to every offense in the Big Ten as well?

“Faulty correlation.” -- Gerrit Cole

A literal MOH-zilla.