You are adding an N to a name that doesn’t have one. Patera doesn’t = Pantera. Also, there are tons of guns that aren’t semi-automatic. Revolvers, lever-action, bolt action, pump action, and break barrel to name a few of the more popular ones.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Listen white people just because someone black brown or yellow was hired instead of you doesn’t mean you were discriminated against, it just means you’re not good enough.

only three stars so far? looks like your joke fell a bit flat

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

I know this is fake because he would never defend a black dude.

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

Somewhere, Hope Solo read this, said “Hold my beer,” and beat up a family member.

They thought you could just hook up a nuclear powered vessel for power? Ah yes, let me just plug this extension cable here into the outlet on the ship and we’ll get Puerto Rico fired right back up.

We dont need no white dudes here trying to comment - go back to Kotana or whatever the hell its called

The revolution demands that you say that shit to our faces.

West Coast, Best Coast.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Fuck Sharon

The number of people who care more about shallow symbols of patriotism than actually trying to make the country better is depressing as shit.

Still one of the most metal tweets of all time

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

Guaranteed he’s never been on a bike in his life.