Not that surprising.

2017: the year when Juggalos and WWE fans were on the forefront of freedom and tolerance.

[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

This is what’s happening. Her husband works from home. I guarantee this woman doesn’t fart in the presence of her husband. Her husband has put her on this pedestal to where she feels she can’t shit in her own house. Instead, she goes out for a “jog.”

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

...but two Wongs don’t make a White.

Anonymous tipsters just told ESPN that Malzahn is just using the drunkenness as an excuse. The school discovered over the off season that he was actually two small men, Brad and Alex Wong, standing on each others shoulders.

The Lions have announced that if he is caught in the stadium again, a second offense will result in Detroit Lions season tickets.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

I live my life by one simple rule: if Sarah Huckabee Sanders wouldn’t agree with something I have done, I made the right choice.

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

Sorry but making middle aged white people feel better about their failings in life is no longer part of my job description. To all those on the right that have an issue with anyone calling that fat fuck what he is, feel free to kiss my black ass. He rose to his current position by dog whistling about the heritage of…

“Because Michael Bennett “fitting a description” of a potential assailant (that doesn’t exist) because he’s black is like saying Donald Trump fits the description of a good and just leader because he’s president white.”

This is terrible kinja. Google sarcasm please. From now on, only ever comment by pasting the definition you found.

It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Too lazy to change his Facebook pic to the Spanish flag, I guess.

Genocide seems counterproductive here, no?