You mean a friendly, right? A friendy sounds like a awkward handjob from someone you have an otherwise platonic relationship with.

Not so funny when its not Charlie Brown out there on the firing line is it?

Were you out all fucking night?

It’ll be a scant meal Butt, Tameka just put a shrimp on the Barbie!

Goddammit, +1

Six staples is nothing.

Manager, seeing wound: “Pardon my French, but Sweet Jesus!”

Shit.

I wonder if the stadium will take measures to prevent incidents like this in the future, or if this is the final solution?

“Excuse me, these seats are too hard. Would you mind showing us to some more Kampf-ortable seating?”

+1 SStar

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Racism? At an Indians game?

If he was really thinking into the future LeBron should add one last step...

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

With white slides no less. Ugh

Fathers be good to your ballers

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Fuck Pittsburgh