Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

All this talk about bone strength and massages is quite Travolting

So...touchdown?

Took me quite a while to realize that was actually Irish and not a completely unintelligible accent

Bristolnacht

Geez how many times can you spell “Chris Berman” incorrectly.

Ivanka Trump couldn’t agree more.

This still makes me laugh

Definitely Broom Girl, unassisted, at 0:11.

Fake news. Am I the only one who recognized Canada’s Olympic curling team?

Yep, that’s a Steelers shirt. There’s a joke about rats, teen girls, bathrooms, and Ben Roethlisberger here somewhere but screw it, it’s Friday afternoon, I’m too lazy.

Inspired by the Statue of Liberty in football, in lacrosse this is known the Pearl Harbor.

Pictured: The greatest coach at University of Michigan.

Not with that attitude you can’t.

I wholeheartedly approve of this Ohio State trolling. Keep them comin.

*Wet The Beak Ponzi Scheme Awareness Boca Raton Bowl

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.