The only way this could’ve possibly been a better story is if Walton had been humming the NBA on NBC theme song.

I’m surprised this hasn’t caused more of a fuhrer

unfortunate mic placement

I’m trying to think of how they’ll make the playoffs now, but frankly, I’m stumped.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

“Good news, Ms. Tequila, your security clearance has been approved!”

One of the few courts where being white is a disadvantage.

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

If he were a good Christian he would have been found alive inside a boulder.

If the fans didn’t rush the field, who else could carry the officials off the field on their shoulders?

Congrats! What position did you play?

If you storm the field and get near an opposing player and your first instinct isn’t to immediately help that player get out of the mass of bodies and into the locker room, then there’s a chance this will happen. Even if you simply want to exchange stuffing recipes, doesn’t matter. Get out of the opposing player’s…

No, he’s on the Knicks.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

They would have anyway

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

Two birds, one cup.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Per a release from the TPS

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