Ironically, these are terrible conditions for motorboating.

They’re just working in some crossover from FIFA.

Canadian bats always do it doggy style so they can both watch hockey.

I haven’t seen a fuck face on a bat since Billy Ripken’s baseball card.

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

But it’s about to happen over a Trump candidacy.

Put it this way; if I were Kobe, would I yell “Kobe!” during every shot in my pickup games? You’re welcome.

To commemorate the day, spas in the greater Vail, CO area were throwing in a free facial, whether you asked for it or not.

I attach a live snake to mine. Nobody tries to steal it.

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

The Rio pool crew is reading this and is like, “Hey, just be glad the water’s not fucking green.”

Still the second least embarrassing Degrassi reference for Candians

colloquialism

And these new highways freed us from ever getting stuck in traffic again.