Titanic Goes to Hell: The Final Sailing would be one heck of an Asylum joint.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Sure, multiple world records, blah, blah, blah. Let’s get to the heart of the matter for any FEMALE athlete. Who is she dating? Does she think Michael Phelps is the best? Which male coach does she give most of the credit to for her success? Or is it her father? Does she like pink? Would she want to be on “Dancing With…

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

I guess A-Rod just took a long look in the mirror, realized he was done, kissed the mirror, and decided to retire.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

Look out, door-to-door lip gloss sales world!

So is that the motor thing, or the blood thing?

He would represent Italy, not Brazil.

Well us Bills fans have to do something in the offseason without our tailgates.

There’s always highlight truthers

It will continue to be a historic year of firsts for Washington. In November, we’ll either elect as President the first woman or the first Cheeto-American.

Some agri-business is missing out. I’ve always thought that “Another Dog’s Ass” would be an extremely successful flavor and brand of dog food

I dunno. Hard to blame the guy for a comment he made when she pulled a gun on him.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.