Tell me more of these Japanese Jews, oh learned scions of the mountains.

You dated Newt Gingrich?

Yeahhhh....I was confused by that as well. Penn st. isn't in the same class academically as Michigan or Duke.

Nobody cares about your high school.

Those Montana fans went home to tell their tale about their encounter with a black person.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

I love Vladimir Guerrero. No batting gloves. Free swinger. Arm cannon. Punk rock pine tar helmet. Russian-Latin hybrid name. One of my favourite players of all time.

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

They're probably also quite pleased their investment is protecting himself.

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

That's backwards. We ain't you because we hate you.

Don't worry about their psyches. Worry that they all have measles now.

meth is never the answer.

Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

The dead giveaway Walker didn't write that post was the part where it says he only cares about himself and his "image." If that were true, surely he wouldn't be on the Tennessee Titans.

Reporter: Hey LeBron, can you tell us a little more about the work you had to do to prepare for your role with Trainwreck?

For Tiger, unlike his injured girlfriend, it's all downhill from here.

Rage Against the Machine Tribute!

I'm sure she's fine. Looks like she pulled out her calculator and immediately began cheering herself up.