Unsurprisingly, none of the Trump family was in attendance.

+Drago

I’ve known Jessi since grade school. She was equal parts daring and enjoyable to be around, and we’ll miss her light in this world.

He’ll he sorry when she’s dead, and all this guilt will be on his head.

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

I once used Guinness to make beer bread. Ever eaten a shit you take after constipation, or looked at one then ate it?

If America’s current President didn’t agree with you that elections are just a game to be played and/or cheated at, then I’d clap back.

We’ve finally found a Redditor that believes women should be allowed to play sports, so that’s a good start.

“Not everyone can go to Michigan, I suppose. Good for him to quit while he’s ahead.” - Tom Brady, off record

‘It was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in my life,’ he said.”

Tulsi’s Last Stand

Watching the hallowed institution of the NFL crumble is perhaps the greatest metaphor possible for the decline of toxic masculinity in this country.

Don’t Flee!

It’s a good thing Anigwe - and the whole Dallas team, it seems - drank a Red Bull before the game.

Oh, Canada. :(

Almost. Trump would find a way to insult black people while cutting those services.

Florida girl

A glance at how Megan Rapinoe is being treated right now is American-style soccer fandom. Well, at least for 62.5 million Americans.

I bet this will make some catchers...crabby.

+smoke ‘em if you got ‘em