What’s the big deal? I mean, it’s not like he’s a white guy that cheated on his wife and taxes or anything!

he could have joined Kawhi Leonard in Toronto and taken on the entire National Hockey League at its very core by making basketball Canada’s new national pastime.

Not sure when “kid being beaten to death in historically anti-black south because he was black” became a political statement, but okay

_ OM _ ON _

Anything that makes Mayor McOrange look like a fool is good in my book.

particularly the ineffectual duo of Injured Alex Morgan and Tired Megan Rapinoe

I (I!)

Gizmo will kick your ass, I swear to god.

All meatballs at IKEA are being renamed Töbin in her honor.

We call this “Monday at a middle school” somewhere in America. 

This is exactly the comment I’ve been waiting to reply to.

Wait, why are the two Obvious Canadians in this kerfuffle not speaking to one another? Don’t you two know each other?

“Oh, Adolf, you’re so good with those watercolors. It’s too bad you keep getting into trouble with that pesky Lebensraum talk.”

Well, you’re definitely not Plant Guy.

+ Pitching Your Tent

We’ve now reached singularity. We have two things in the same story that Joe Biden would pick out in a crowd.

We the Hort(iculture)

Sucks that Klay and Durant got hurt, but part of me is finding some irony in the fact that San Francisco’s techbros are getting a hobbled team to spend their IPO money watching.

Goddammit, I thought Cubs fans would have been stymied by the natural landscape of...(checks map)...

My wife, who is from Boston, rooted heavily for St. Louis. She’s a good egg.