Could it be that Mark Stevens is the Steve Bartman of Warriors basketball?

Canada, is that you?

I hear she writes up her game notes in Comic Sans, so she should be a perfect fit.

Jimmy V, Lou Gehrig, Gabe Grunewald.

Yeah, I think Hope is Solo on that Jill Ellis take.

The Audacity of Hope

This would be moot if Nick Nurse hadn’t mistakenly told them they had three metric minutes of time left.

Not sure if you’re talking about Nick Nurse’s time-out, Donald Trump running for President, or even your little brother stealing a tank of nitrous and filling balloons with it, but “dumb man idiot move” applies often.

I think it’s Whites’, but still +dookie

Let’s call it the “James Harrison, but for baseball” rule.

Unfortunately for Caster, Swiss public policy consists of only two statues: cowbell size and money laundering techniques for the wealthy.

Not sure why there’s a bunch of women trying to impersonate Ann Coulter, but whatever.

There’s no Greek food in Indiana!

Tired: Braves fans doing the Tomahawk Chop

Dear Meteor,

“I mean, charter schools seem to work just fine, so why wouldn’t self-governed pregnancy support centers?”

Just wait ‘til Trump finds out that Tiger grew up in California.

“psh.” - Elizabeth Holmes

I’d like to talk to all the Trump supporters and the roughly 50 percent of millennials that watched another episode of fuckin’ Kardashians instead of heading to the polls.

When reached for comment, Insane Clown Posse responded with “Canada isn’t even a real state.”