Oh, I’m an equal opportunity party pooper.

That’s what my friends keep telling me too!

Thank you and enjoy the movie.

I’m representing someone’s STD medication online. Of course I’m insufferable.

After I send them this article, I probably won’t. But neither did Jesus Christ.

Camping is for the woods, not for a movie theater parking lot.

Chris, it is my civic duty to share this with all my friends who have annoyingly and smugly camped out for Endgame tickets to remind them that their little universe of entertainment is a sham.

Watch any game where Haskins had to escape the pocket. A cannon doesn’t really work when moving, unless I guess we’re talking about the a-10 warthog’s cannon then aw hell I talked myself into a circle again.

We should make a mountain out of this Hill mole.

Usually, when Farah is cloudy about the facts, it’s in the presence of David Letterman.

Also, she shared this in a deposition supporting him in a personal injury lawsuit against Caltrans - she was helping him rightfully get paid.

“Mmmm … you’re killing me in that dress!”

Now, if he starts ranting about Kruggerands and starts his first press conference with “aloha, motherfuckers!”, you’ve actually exorcised a different Detroit icon whose last name starts with Y.

+white Russian

Its really quite sad to see this tarnish the otherwise sterling reputation of collegiate athletics coaches in the state of Pennsylvania.

Oshieeeeeeeeeit

I love this webpage.

Upon reflection, putting garlic on that ball was just going to compel Vlad to distance himself from it as far away as possible.

Now, Urban Meyer isn’t the only Florida Man leaving Columbus with a headache.

No, no, I think I will.