He was probably just tired of Draymond Green getting all the “post-Michigan State doofus” street cred.

It really did seem like he re-deAndre’d last night.

Sometimes it takes less than an Aaron Craft BBQ appearance to break something.

This is the longest “what if” review of a fictional event I’ve ever read.

“YOU CAN DO IT!” -- Cal Ripken, Jr.

It’s beautiful.

oof. +Angle of Attack

It seems like a fair fine to pay for someone making such an error in life. That error being: going to Michigan State instead of Harvard.

I never expected the women’s basketball team to tarn heel.

Hell hath no fury like a college bando scorned.

I’m not in the NYC journalism scene, so I’ve basically concluded that everyone in it has some shade of assholery, whether acute or chronic, and it takes either affording real estate or having a family to help remedy it - but since neither are options in NYC, here we are.

Looks like we found Elon Musk’s burner account.

The craze for vaportecture all started in 1924, when the Ohio State trustees mistakenly hired a Michigan Architecture graduate to design their new stadium and he used a toilet bowl as a stand-in.

And Kris Jenner’s kids are oblivious to the world and its suffering. Sometimes a college education exposes you to those things, and gives you the ability to do something about it.

Oh, I’m sure he’ll get plenty of reasoned, thoughtful support from arguably the most intelligent and kind fan base in the Big Ten.

Your dad is definitely the hero we deserve, but not the one we need.

• “SNEEZED AND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD KEY CAME OUT RT. NOSTRIL, SNEEZED AGAIN & ANOTHER ONE ALMOST CAME OUT”

I’m not sure why you’re digging this hole for yourself. Do you know anyone who owns a weapon, or have you seen someone use it for a purpose other than violence against another human?

I’m about as anti-gun as it gets, and I disagree with you.

Somewhere, a white mouth breathing Nazi is crafting a Robert Mugabe meme.