(Silence)

Jail?

This is good Kinja, Sunil.

Cubs fan?

Dan Gilbert was so angry after reading this, he reportedly swore in Helvetica.

I’m gonna remember this one for a really oblong time. +1

I just wanna know what Britt McHenry thinks about all of this.

I mean, SOMEone has to be the Bethenny Frankel of the poetry world, right?

The USMNT should mimic this; after all, they do need a little bit of Hope to make it thru the hexagonal.

White dude here:

Because this is Kinja, and it has no rules.

What was REALLY missing from this protest discussion was a hot take from Becky. Thanks!

Her shirt said that “nothing beats a Pittsburgh girl” and I believed it.

A Sharon: A Becky that watches C-SPAN.

I once dated a girl (because she, even at age 25, behaved like a not-yet-a-woman) who consistently defended Pittsburgh’s subtly-racist approaches to things (case in point: calling James Harrison a “thug” while saying Big Ben’s rape accuser “deserved it” and also believing that creating a regional bus system would…

Redskins fans stood in solidarity and showed their patriotism by collectively violating the Treaty of Fort Laramie.

Russell Wilson was asked for a comment, but declined as he was occupied washing his ceremonially unclean bedsheets and uttering “it’s that time of the month again”.

He and Ann Coulter are collectively making a case to make De-Michigan Man-ning a thing.

Surprising: monster truck fans are nihilists?

+Ewok’d