Stanford band = bad

Fucking hell, San Francisco. You’ve jumped the shark.com.

...as opposed to HurricAIN’T?

Third-degree Rambunctiousness for sure

Per a release from the TPS

Deadspin is not a place for jokes. It is a place for evisceration.

CNN reports Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in Paris:

HO LEE FUK +1

Looks like pants he stole from a dead hooker!

But he stood during the National Anthem, so none of this matters.

See “ref flailing his arms above his head”. Unless he's trying to stave off a bee, of course.

That rule sounds kinda bullshihtzu.

Suspended from school yet still on the team?

Keith Richards, currently doing narc on the banks of the Potomac.

You could have just typed #AllLivesMatter and saved us a read.

+aboot

Odd. Never heard of typhoons being named Huevos and Rancheros before.

This comment is the Topps

I thought we already knew the plot to Star Wars: Episode Eight, though.

+motherfuckingshit1