Not sure what you mean. That guy looks nothing like John Stockton.

Sorry, Joey. No amount of money in the world will erase the searing pain that comes with realizing you attended Ohio State.

He said “better school”, not “worse school”, you jerk burger doo doo head.

Macaroni and Sleaze

“I woulda done the same if my arms weren’t the girth of spaghetti strands.” - Lance Armstrong

You'll have to ask P.F. Chang. It was his idea.

Is that you, Galen Rupp?

Mongolian Beef

Spellbound until the very end. +1

...nah, Brock Turner is still the bigger shitbag.

“Fewer Mexicans, and NOW fewer animals? What are we gonna shoot at now, Mr. LaPierre??” - the NRA

God dammit.

Get that woman some pads and send her to Pittsburgh, there’s a new Kid in town!

Unfortunately, I forgot that no one at that site has ever had sex before, so none of them knew what I was talking about.

This is, after all, the oldest continuous operating civil rights organization.

Like the Borg.

$34 is cheaper than therapy. $34 is cheaper than therapy. $34 is cheaper than therapy. $34 is cheaper than therapy. $34 is cheaper than therapy. $34 is cheaper than therapy.

Man, Johnny Dakota must have REALLY pissed her off.

I tell ya, Strava’s really expanding their reach these days.

“Men don’t need brakes to maintain control” - Milo Y.