It’s like the Hamptons with fewer drugs.

No, no, no.

+underrated

Jesus, Oz really must of had it rough.

I see you saw the latest movie about gladiators.

While sitting on the banks of the Huron, in the lovely state of Michigan, the young gentleman gazed upon the neighboring Canadian province of Ontario. With Erie calm, he concluded: “Kobe was certainly not Superior.”

May I take a moment to give thanks to Margot Robbie’s glorious genes?

That’s not the first time a Ramses has been taken out by the underdog.

Looks like a lot of folks Shatkus their pantskus.

It’s about time you paid attention to your friendly, neighborhood Michigan alum. We’ve been saying this for decades.

Moons On, Not Over, My Hammy

Are we allowed to rip on Jay-Z without the Beygency coming after us?

...mom?

Of COURSE it was a dude who lives in the Marina. OF COURSE.

His dismissal of the blonde co-ed at :18 will be replayed at his graduation under “Things I Did That Disappointed My Father”.

If it means she’s still single, I’m okay with this because it bumps up my chances from absolute zero to .0000000000001%.

My God. It’s like someone put La Liga in a blender with the Manila Hobbit House.

Hey, if VW can do it with Beetles in Mexico...

Duke, Duke, motherfuckers.