Roll Damn Tide #goblue

I can’t wait to see Nick Saban give Cook his annual performance review.

We should also blame ISIS on that. After all, the whole fucking world takes joy in making fun of Duke.

“Sheeeeeeit.” - Albert Einstein

“...God?”

Colorado’s known for pursuing activities that will leave young college students dazed, so no surprise there.

Dude stole my cowbell

When you say “Wisconsin”, you’ve seen a snowball.

Holly Holm’s a paragon. She looks like she’d be just as effective at running a company as she is at crushing noses.

No, because he’s a pathological liar.

It’s fully sporty to make fun of Ben Carson.

looks good to me! /heads to Pizza House

Fighting Helpless Bystanders Irish

If by “grown-ass-man”, you mean “grown-ass-woman”, and by “stole his puck”, you mean “stomped on my heart”, this story is about me and my ex-girlfriend from Pittsburgh.

Good thing he decided to hang up the whistle before the seizures Jerryed him.

The die-hard legion of Rapid City Thrillers fans mourns as well. RIP, Flip.

Are you my more eloquent, yet still emotionally detached, father?

As if Kristin Cavallari couldn’t get more annoying, she’s set up a live webcam of their kitchen.

They defied their stadium sponsor and decided to mail it in, I guess.

(Watching game film)