:18 for the Nancy Kerrigan moment; :24 for the Jeff Gillooly moment

It's okay, neither do they

Why would you hang a Yuengling shirt on a coat hanger?

Who knew that “Holy Toledo” would be so prophetic?

This surely made me spit out my Macaroni and Cheese(TM) this morning.

What KU has failed to disclose, surprisingly, is that their famed chant used to be titled “Cock Balls Jayhawk”. KSU was simply pointing out historic canon.

I’ve basically told Burner friends: show me pictures of the art, not of you, else you’ll be continuing to receive my unfettered judgment of Burning Man as a place to be seen, not to see.

This is the year I turn in my “block M meteor crashing into Ohio Stadium” card.

The hug says everything. It’s the “oh, hi, Bill” of greetings.

I’d wait to see if she’s a Rhabdo risk. Last thing you need is a health insurance freeloader.

This comment is underrated.

Well, he sure as shit can’t be worse than THIS dad.

I haven't seen this many pissed off Iowans since Kirk Ferentz was retained as head coach in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

....endorse Donald Trump?

Fuck these fuckers with the fury of a thousand suns.

This is the best thing to happen in Ohio since ever.

Your comment: all about coulda, not shoulda.

Coincidentally, I hear that “Sike” is the name of the Mets’ campaign to lure in more fans through the clever ruse of temporary success.

What was thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I was hoping you’d go back in time to prevent those five hookers from being killed, you inconsiderate schmuck.